danabnormal23:

TWO

INCH

PINGAS

AAAH

I still don’t know how he managed to do it.

(Source: blaze-is-flawless)

Anonymous asked: DUD3 Y0U 4R3 ST1LL 0N MYSP4C3 WTF

I’m checking through my messages of all my fangirls, fuck off.

the-ultimate-lifeform:

icanimpregnateanyone:

Yup.

Cuts can heal.

Suicide can’t~

…that made sense. Sort of.

“Fine. But just so you know, you’ll be flawed—not perfect—if you scar youself. It’ll be much, much easier for your enemies to kill you; scars can re-open if they don’t heal right. I suggest you stop.”

I’m not worried about that. I have a deal with SEGA.

the-ultimate-lifeform:

“Wait, there’s a difference?”

Yup.

Cuts can heal.

Suicide can’t~

the-ultimate-lifeform:

“I am! Really! It’s just…suicidal people…”

He shuddered. This Version of him was nuts too! Why were they always nuts?

Suicidal? Oh, I can’t commit suicide. The boys at SEGA would revive me and then kill me again if I did that.

I was only going to cut myself!

the-ultimate-lifeform:

“Um…I…uh…sorry?”

Are you? You sound so uncertain.

(gives the other Shadow a listless stare)

avertedfate:

 A few of my ‘UPM’ buds are, and I was curious about them. You could do truth and dare if you wanted, but I’m kinda on the fence about the deisicion still.

Do it.

the-ultimate-lifeform:

icanimpregnateanyone:

He’s this half ghost, half human teenage kid in this television show.

The boys at SEGA hardly ever let me watch it, but when I do sneak a glance I’m all giddy because it’s such an awesome television show, and— Damn, I need a smoke.

“SEGA? …yes. Yes, you do need a smoke. Please leave.”

… Oh.

I see how you think of me.

That hurts, being dissed by yourself.

Well, I know of only one way to release this pain… without having a cig, that is.

avertedfate:

…Hm…would it be a good idea to take truth and dares myself…? There are certainly some…curious events going on my dash because of friends taking them…

We’re doing dares now?

the-ultimate-lifeform:

icanimpregnateanyone:

Both!

“Well, you could at least tell me who he is so you could remedy one of the ‘tragic flaws’.”

Shadow rolls his eyes.

He’s this half ghost, half human teenage kid in this television show.

The boys at SEGA hardly ever let me watch it, but when I do sneak a glance I’m all giddy because it’s such an awesome television show, and— Damn, I need a smoke.